Little Long Spice: Apple Cider Rooibos

Dachshunds don’t come in regular sizes of personality; they come in one size only: EXTRA. And this spicy-sweet rooibos is the exact liquid version of that glorious, wiggly chaos.

One sip = one entire dachshund personality in liquid form. Cute, spicy, sweet, and certain the world was created for belly rubs and snacks.  Pour your tea: The second that gorgeous red-bush glow (roy-bos, the redhead of the tea world) hits your cup, you get hit with the same energy: naturally sweet like the moment your doxie finally deigns to cuddle, then BAM—cinnamon bark and warm spices zoom in like 3 a.m. hallway zoomies. Orange peel does that cheeky tail-wag of citrus brightness, because of course your dachshund isn’t just spicy, he’s spicy with flair.

Caffeine-free, so you can share a tiny splash in his bowl without turning the living room into a racetrack (again). Loaded with all those famous South African rooibos health perks, because even tiny tyrants deserve antioxidants.

Velvety red rooibos, crackling cinnamon, sunny orange peel, a secret hug of fall spices that refuses to leave 

Because dachshunds don’t do subtle, and neither does this tea. It’s big personality, zero caffeine, all love; exactly the way your doxie ordered it.