Title: Bark-at-Nothing Breakfast Boost

It’s 6:12 a.m. The house is dead silent. Suddenly — DEFCON 1. One low-riding sausage launches off the couch like a furry missile, barking at… absolutely nothing. All you know is you haven’t had coffee yet.

Enter the only breakfast blend strong enough to survive the daily phantom intruder alert.

A punchy medium roast that takes our smooth South American house breakfast blend and quietly slips in some sneaky Robusta for that extra “shut-up-and-hand-me-the-leash” kick. Same silky chocolate-caramel-hazelnut morning vibes — now with enough caffeine to match your doxie’s unhinged energy levels.

Flavor profile (tested on actual barking lunatics):

• Fresh bakery biscuits & milk chocolate
• Toasted hazelnut and gentle caramel sweetness
• A stealthy Robusta turbo boost that hits like the moment your dog finally spots the mailman
• Zero bitterness, all forgiveness for the 3 a.m. shadow-barking sessions

Medium Roast │ South American Arabica + secret Robusta kick │ Extra caffeine, zero judgment Perfect for the human who needs to out-caffeinate a drama doggie that barks at nothing. 

Warning: has been known to turn sleepy humans into functioning adults while their dachshund continues high intensity barking.