Long & Fearless Earl Grey

Dachshunds are proof that the universe can cram the heart of a lion, the swagger of a Great Dane, and the soul of a tiny dictator into one ridiculously long, eight-inch-tall body. This Earl Grey is the liquid version of that miracle.

Brew a cup and suddenly you’re strutting too. Bold Ceylon black tea hits first—malty, full-bodied, and absolutely certain it owns the sidewalk. Then the bergamot swoops in like a doxie spotting an open gate: bright, citrusy, and ready to take on the world (or at least the neighbor’s cat). A scattering of blue cornflowers floats by like, “Yes, I’m fierce, but I’m also gorgeous—deal with it.”

High astringency? That’s the “I fear literally nothing” grip. High body? That’s the “built like a furry tank” attitude. Medium sweetness? That’s the reminder that after all the barking and bossing, your dachshund is still going to demand cuddles and treat you like his personal throne.

Drink it black when you need to channel “I could totally herd an entire flock of sheep right now” energy. Add milk and sugar and it mellows into the smooth operator who convinces you that yes, the king-sized bed is actually 90% his by divine right.

Zesty bergamot punch, rich Ceylon malt, bright orange lift, pretty cornflower petals that wink at you.

One sip and you’ll walk into any room like a six-pound dachshund who just heard the treat jar open: fearless, fabulous, and 100% convinced everyone is here to adore you.