The dachshund trifecta French Roast

While the rest of the dog world is busy being tall, one low-slung superstar struts into the room like it’s Paris Fashion Week: chest puffed, ears flapping like couture sleeves, that signature dachshund swagger that says “yes, I AM the main character, and yes, this entire couch IS my catwalk.”

This coffee is roasted to match that exact level of unapologetic confidence.

A bold, deep dark roast blend of specialty-grade Central American coffees — Guatemala’s smoky chocolate, Honduras’ molasses depth, and Costa Rica’s final velvet kiss — taken all the way to a glossy second-crack shine. Low acidity, zero doubt, 100 % runway-ready richness.

Tasting notes from the doxie currently owning the living room:

• Dark chocolate runway lights
• Burnt caramel spotlight
• Toasted hazelnut applause
• A long, sultry finish that lingers like the stare of a dachshund who just nailed the pose

Dark Roast │ Specialty-grade Central America │ For humans who want their coffee as bold and beautiful as their dog’s strut

One sip and you’ll walk a little taller… even if your legs are only six inches long.

Cuteness. Confidence. Caffeine. The dachshund trifecta, now in your mug.