Doxie’s French Fry Frenzy Roast

Warning: this coffee contains the exact same unhinged energy as an 8-week-old dachshund puppy who just discovered caffeine exists.

One minute he’s a perfect little angel curled on your lap… the next he’s ricocheting off the walls, stealing socks, biting ankles, zooming in demon circles, and barking at his own reflection like it insulted his mother. Zero chill, 100 % loyalty, and somehow still the cutest chaos you’ve ever met.

Our deepest, darkest French roast forged from the highest-scoring African beans — roasted until they gleam like a mischievous puppy’s wet nose. Shiny, oily, and gloriously bitter-sweet with zero acidity to cramp your style.

Tasting notes straight from a puppy meltdown:

• Dark chocolate that bites back
• Smoky caramelized mischief
• A roasted nuttiness that screams “CHASE ME!”
• Bold, heavy, in-your-face flavor that grabs you by the pant leg and never lets go

Low acidity. High loyalty. Will follow you to the ends of the earth (or at least to the kitchen for treats).

Extra Dark French Roast │ Shiny African beans │ For humans who adore beautiful disasters One sip and you’ll be just as obsessed as your dachshund is with that one forbidden couch cushion.

Unleash the crazy — you know you love it.