Guatemalan Low-Rider Rocket Launch

Doxies are tiny… but they have HUGE personalities. Just like a small cup of this Guatemalan rocket fuel that looks innocent in the mug — then hits you with the force of a 12-pound sausage screaming at the mailman through a closed window.

Grown on the volcanic slopes of Antigua by smallholder farmers who clearly understand drama, this medium roast packs Bourbon, Catuaí, Caturra, and Typica beans grown at 1200–1616 m in rich volcanic loam. Fully washed, sun-dried, and roasted to deliver maximum attitude in minimum height.

Tasting notes from the self-appointed mayor of the couch:

• Deep dark chocolate growl
• Explosive bright fruit zoomies (think passionfruit and berry with a side-eye)
• Silky butterscotch “I own this house” finish
• Bold, syrupy body that punches way above its weight class

Medium Roast │ 100 % Antigua Guatemala │ Smallholder-grown on volcanic loam │ Fully washed & sun-dried

Perfect for humans who need their morning coffee to match the energy of a six-inch-tall dog who believes he’s a 200-pound Rottweiler.

Small bean. Big ego. Unforgettable impact.