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Hibiscus Berry Tea Zoomies

Hibiscus Berry Tea Zoomies

Regular price $23.99 USD
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This is the tea your dachshund guzzles (in his dreams) after a record-breaking lap of backyard zoomies, followed by dramatically flopping in the single best sunbeam like he just invented relaxation.

One sip and you’re right there with him: a bright, ruby-red explosion of organic hibiscus and rosehips that hits like a burst of fresh outdoor air, chased by a whole farmers-market basket of berry bliss—blueberry, currant, passionfruit, and mango dancing on your tongue with the kind of high sweetness that makes tails wag involuntarily. The rooibos and orange peel keep everything smooth and sunny, zero astringency, so it never bites back, just pure, juicy refreshment from the first drop to the last.

Brew it western-style when you’re pretending to be productive, or cold-brew a big pitcher overnight for those 90-degree days when your doxie is doing his best starfish impression on the cool patio tiles, panting happily and demanding you join him in doing absolutely nothing.

Tart hibiscus pop, waves of blueberry & currant, tropical mango-passionfruit finish, liquid sunshine in every drop 

Hot? Surprisingly cozy on cooler mornings. Iced? The ultimate “yes, we’re staying outside all day” reward.

Caffeine-free, kid-safe, doxie-safe (a tiny splash in the water bowl is officially mom-approved), and so ridiculously refreshing you’ll catch yourself carrying the pitcher outside just to sit next to your little sun-worshipping sausag

Tastes like the moment your dachshund launches into zoomies, skids across the grass, then belly-flops into a sunbeam and sighs like he’s on vacation. Pure fresh-air happiness—no leash required.

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