Doxie’s Jingle Bell Zoomies Holiday Blend

December 1st hits and every dachshund on earth loses whatever tiny mind they had left. One strategically placed jingle bell = instant chaos. Tinsel on the floor? A national emergency. The Christmas tree dares to exist? Full aerial torpedo attack while wearing a ridiculous reindeer antler headband that lasts exactly 3.2 seconds before being dramatically flung across the room. This coffee is roasted to match that exact level of festive insanity.

A merry medium-dark holiday blend of Brazil’s smoothest nuts-and-chocolate beans, Peru’s bright spiced-fruit magic, and just enough bold Indian monsoon malabar to give it that “I just stole Santa’s cookie” kick.

Tasting notes straight from the naughty list:

• Warm gingerbread cocoa (with extra crumbs on the doxie’s snoot)
• Roasted chestnuts and caramelized holiday nuts
• Cinnamon-toffee sparkle
• A sleigh-full of red fruit and clove cheer
• A velvety finish that lingers like dachshund paw prints in freshly fallen snow

Medium-Dark Roast │ Brazil · Peru · India │ 100 % Arabica │ Limited Holiday Drop

Perfect for surviving tree decorating, present guarding, and the annual “who put the dachshund in the stocking again?” photo shoot.

One sip and even the Grinch-iest morning feels like presents, zoomies, and zero regrets.

Merry Christmas, you glorious little wrecks.