Doxie’s Midnight Espresso Bark

An extra-dark, glossy Italian-style roast forged from fearless Central American beans that have been roasted so long they forgot they ever had acidity or fruity “notes.” What remains is a heavy, syrupy, inky cup that hits like a 12-pound torpedo of caffeine wrapped in velvet.

Tasting notes (as interpreted by the dramatic sausage on your couch):

• Burnt caramel midnight fur
• Dark, oily, “I will guard this couch until sunrise” intensity
• Smoky chocolate that sticks to your ribs (and the dog’s beard)
• A finish so bold it echoes like a doxie bark in an empty hallway

Zero brightness. Zero apologies. All attitude.

Perfect for humans who need to match their dachshund’s 3 a.m. zoomie energy or survive the daily “the floor is lava” patrol. One sip and you’ll understand why Italian roast and Italian-greyhound-tempered dachshunds were clearly made for each other.

Extra Dark │ Oily │ Central American origins roasted into sweet oblivion For nights when decaf simply isn’t an option and neither is silence. 

This is what happens when a dachshund stays up way past his bedtime: zero chill, shiny black coat glistening under the kitchen light, eyes wild, barking at shadows like they owe him money. Pure drama, zero acidity, 100 % unhinged intensity.