Mini Matcha Zen Master

This matcha is your dachshund in powdered form: tiny in size, enormous in presence, refined on the outside, and secretly plotting total couch domination the moment you look away.

One whisk of this vibrant green gold and you’re instantly transported to a serene Japanese tea garden… until your dachshund barrels in at Mach 10, skids across the tatami mat, and parks his sausage body directly on your lap like he’s been practicing mindfulness his entire life. Refined? Absolutely—smooth, umami-rich, with that lingering sweetness that blooms like a doxie’s soulful stare when he wants something. Mindful daily ritual? Of course: every morning you whisk, bow, sip slowly… and your four-legged sensei sits perfectly still, eyes unblinking, radiating pure zen (translation: “If I’m very good and very quiet, the whipped cream on top is mine”).

Fresh spring grass, creamy umami, subtle sweet chestnut, pure velvet calm that lasts longer than your doxie’s attention span (so, forever) 

Brew it thick for traditional chado when you need to feel like a calm, collected adult. Brew it thin when your dachshund has decided today’s spiritual practice is “staring contests for treats.