Sir Barks A Lot Pecan Pie

The second this bag cracked open, one highly professional dachshund inspector went full air-sniff mode.  That, friends, is the official Dachshund Pecan Pie Stamp of Approval.

A velvety medium-roast blend of single-origin specialty-grade beans, roasted fresh to order and lightly hand-flavored with all-natural ingredients to taste exactly like the moment you pull a warm pecan pie out of the oven — minus the sticky fingers and guilty calories.

Flavor profile straight from a sleepy doggie’s dream:

• Buttery, bourbon-less pecan pie crust
• Toasted Georgia pecans dripping with caramelized goodness
• That irresistible browned-butter + brown-sugar edge
• A whisper of vanilla and holiday spice that makes your house smell like Thanksgiving morning
• Silky body with a long, cozy finish that begs for blankets and a fire.

100 % natural · no added sugar · gluten free · allergen free · vegan · roasted & flavored by hand Zero artificial anything — just pure, pie-flavored happiness in a mug.

Warning: has been known to cause spontaneous couch burrowing, excessive tail wags, and humans saying “I’d fight a dachshund for the last sip” (please don’t actually fight the dachshund; he will win via cuteness).

Perfect for anyone whose spirit animal is a sausage-shaped pie thief.