Doxie Decaf is Clockwork Caffeine

Every single day, like clockwork: 

Your dachshund runs on routine. Your evening (or late-night, or 3 p.m. “I still need coffee but not the zoomies”) ritual should too — minus the caffeine that turns the little dictator into a turbo-charged torpedo.

Grown by the proud farmers of Cooperativa Norandino in the high Andes of Piura and Amazonas, this medium-roast Peruvian decaf keeps all the flavor and none of the 3 a.m. regret. Gently gully-washed, sun-dried, and decaffeinated using the Swiss Water Process (99.9 % caffeine-free, 100 % taste-approved).

Tasting notes from the nightly couch inspector:

• Warm caramel that melts like a doxie on a sunbeam
• Silky-smooth body he can’t knock over (he’s tried)
• A bright citrus kiss that keeps things interesting without triggering after-hours bark fests

Medium Roast │ Swiss Water Decaf │ Peru Norandino Co-op │ Caturra, Bourbon, Catuaí, Pache & Catimor

Because some routines deserve to stay sacred — like evening snuggles with a calm(ish) sausage who isn’t plotting world domination on a caffeine high.

Decaf, not de-drama. Enjoy the ritual. Keep the peace.